Friend:	So you wanna go get something to eat-
Me:	OMGGGG
Me:	RON LIKED FOOD. RON WEASLEY LIKED FOOD
Me:	HE LIKED TO EAT IN THE GREAT HALL ALL THE TIME. HE LIKED FOOD. HE LIKED CHICKEN
Friend:	No but really, theres this cafe and they do great coffees-
Me:	AAAAH
Me:	IN THE 7TH BOOK, HARRY RON AND HERMIONE RAN INTO DEATH EATERS IN A CAFE
Me:	AND BEFORE THEY ORDERED COFFEE
Me:	BUT HARRY COULDNT GET COFFEE BECAUSE HE WAS UNDER THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK
Friend:	Ok fine, what do you want to d-
Me:	WHAT DO I WANT? WHAT DO I WANT?
Me:	THE MIRROR ERISED COULD SHOW ME WHAT I WANTED
Me:	THE MIRROR ERISED SHOWS EVERYONE WHAT THEY WANT. IN- IN THE FIRST BOOK-
Friend:	Oh look at that, its time for me to go-
Me:	TIME?!?! TIME?!?!?
Me:	HERMIONE HAD A TIME TURNER IN THE THIRD BOOK
Me:	SHE USED IT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK
Me:	SHE TURNED BACK TIME WITH IT TO SAVE SIRIUS
Friend:	I'm- I'm gonna leave you now-
Me:	RON LEFT
Me:	RON LEFT IN THE SEVENTH BOOK
Me:	IT WAS HORRIBLE. I CRIED, JUST LIKE HERMIONE
Me:	RON LEFT THEM IN THE TENT
Me:	BUT HE CAME BACK IN THE END. HE CAME BACK.
Friend:	Uh, are you alright-
Me:	NO IM NOT ALRIGHT
Me:	THERE ARE NO MORE BOOKS
Me:	NO MORE FILMS
Me:	I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR
Friend:	For goodness sake, why do you always-
Me:	YOU JUST SAID ALWAYS
Me:	SNAPE SAID ALWAYS
Me:	IN THE BOOK AND THE FILM
Me:	HE- HE ALWAYS LOVED HER
Me:	HE SAID ALWAYS
Me:	OH SWEET MERLIN THAT WAS THE SADDEST THING I EVER READ AND SAW
Me:	OH MY EMOTIONS
Me:	OH ALWAYS
Me:	MY LIFE HAS LOST ITS MEANING

John Green (via onedayofforever)(via epicjohngreenquotes)

What usually happens when I talk to my friends